Cats and Cleaning

Doing the cat litter is the bane of our existence. We both hate doing it but because our cats were inside cats before the move, it is a necessary item. We don't have cat doors, and all of our windows have security screens over them. So there is no way for them to get out during the night.

 

Conversations usually go like this:

 

Him: Can you do the cat litter?

Me: No

Him: Please?

Me: No

Him: I picked you up.

Me: No

Him: You just have to rinse it and put new litter in

Me: Fine. **stomps off huffily at loosing the argument**

 

*******

 

Me: Can you do the cat litter?

Him: No

Me: You have to

Him: Fine.

**rustling noises coming from the laundry**

Me: You need to scrape it out properly with toilet paper or something. And then rinse it and wash it with the floor cleaner that is under the sink. Bang it out on the ground outside so no litter goes down the drain in the laundry, and don't forget to DRY it. Otherwise it's kind of pointless to put litter in there to soak up the water.

Me: Did you hear me?!

Me: Huh?

Him: Do it yourself.

 

*******

 

Him: Can you do cat litter?

Me:  Can you fold the washing, scrub the toilets, remove the mould from the shower, mop the tiles, load the dishwasher, clean the kitchen and fix my computer?

Him: Yes.

Me: Crap. Um i'll do all that and YOU can do the cat litter.

Me: Love yooou